


I have nothing to say about the male Palladino. Pro-tip 2: Don't get married when you're 18. " Chicken or Beef? - Pro-tip 1: If you drunkenly confess your love for someone else the night before your wedding, cancel that shit. " The Lorelais' First Day at Yale" - Paris rolls into Yale hot with a craft corner, life coach, and some "emotional homework." " Keg! Max!" - I regret ever declaring my #TeamJess allegiance. " A Tale of Poes and Fire" - The inn catches fire and in an attempt to entertain all of the errant children, Rory's puts on the world's laziest sock puppet show. " Swan Song" - Emily and Jess have their first and only scene together and it is pure fucking magic. " Haunted Leg" - Lorelai Gilmore, notorious attention whore, longs for a good, impressive illness like a haunted leg. " Help Wanted" - Lane discovers her love of the drums, Carole King makes her first appearance, and Richard reminds us that he grew up in the 1950s and is a misogynist at heart.

It makes great use of the entire cast and features a Björk snowwoman. " The Bracebridge Dinner" - This is one of my top 10 "GG" episodes. " Presenting Lorelai Gilmore" - Emily is horrified by Rory's low-rent cotillion with cotton tablecloths and folding chairs. You should definitely be familiar with Long at this point: "The Festival of Living Art" is directed by Chris Long, written by Daniel Palladino.
